Sliced bread is the greatest invention but what are you going to do with stale sliced bread? You can't throw it at people since you might get an assault charge. You could feed some sort of animal that is allowed to eat stale bread. You look that one up.
 
These clips are low profile, fit in drawers and have the Kuffcakes3D logo on them!
 
These are 3 for $1.25 and the color option will be random. You can lightly suggest a color you don't like but that isn't advisable.